When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! 💀🤑
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
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It's a cat in a box! ๐Ÿ˜‚ No, it's a prank! It's two cats in a box! Double the trouble, double the cuddles! ๐Ÿ˜นโค๏ธ
1 year ago
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When 'school' is just code for 'boring' and your dreams are as big as a cave! 🎒🦇
When 'school' is just code for 'boring' and your dreams are as big as a cave! ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
48
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics 🎱😅
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
55
When your online standards are higher than your internet speed 🖥️🚀
When your online standards are higher than your internet speed ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
61
When you try to impress your crush but fail miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Superbad #McLovin
1 year ago
51
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! 😂💼
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
55
🍷 When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle 😂🍲
๐Ÿท When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฒ
1 year ago
33
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
43
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
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When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous ✨💅 #prettydeath
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous โœจ๐Ÿ’… #prettydeath
1 year ago
22
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! 🥳
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
46
When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
1 year ago
42
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
1 year ago
44
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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