When you're playing 4D chess and Batman's brain still short-circuits 🤯🦇😂
When you're playing 4D chess and Batman's brain still short-circuits ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your emotions go nuclear faster than your chill 😂💥
When your emotions go nuclear faster than your chill ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
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When you vote for "some other guy" but then... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
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When you try to impress your crush but fail miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Superbad #McLovin
1 year ago
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Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! 😂💼
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ผ
1 year ago
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When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! 🔥🥃
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
1 year ago
60
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day 😂 #foreveralone
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
11 months ago
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Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*😈 No more excuses! Let's go! 💪
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*๐Ÿ˜ˆ No more excuses! Let's go! ๐Ÿ’ช
11 months ago
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Me trying to understand straight people 😂
Me trying to understand straight people ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
11 months ago
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Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
11 months ago
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People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
11 months ago
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Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
11 months ago
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Trump: "No one is above the law."  Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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