Me when I win a new computer and it's an Apple product. 😠
Me when I win a new computer and it's an Apple product. ๐Ÿ˜ 
1 year ago
98
When someone farts and it smells like literal poop 💩🤢🤮
When someone farts and it smells like literal poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
1 year ago
127
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": 😡
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": ๐Ÿ˜ก
1 year ago
181
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? 🤔 The tech world is a strange place. 😂
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? ๐Ÿค” The tech world is a strange place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes 😏
Me trying to convince my partner to give me 11 minutes ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
90
That's one way to blow bubbles. 😏
That's one way to blow bubbles. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
167
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.🤱🐮
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฎ
1 year ago
170
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag 😂
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 year ago
159
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
152
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, I’ll go out with you. Now I’m single with a permanent ‘K’ on my wrist. 😭
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, Iโ€™ll go out with you. Now Iโ€™m single with a permanent โ€˜Kโ€™ on my wrist. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
172
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: 😂🍺
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
174
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
185
When your pre-workout is a little different… 🐄🥛💪
When your pre-workout is a little differentโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
192
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165