An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ja Rule before and after finding out he can charge double at his concerts because it counts as two people.
Ja Rule before and after finding out he can charge double at his concerts because it counts as two people.
1 year ago
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When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. 🎾🌊
Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
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This Interbest billboard campaign is really showing the impact of advertising... 😂
This Interbest billboard campaign is really showing the impact of advertising... ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 year ago
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Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
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Me trying to understand straight people 😂
Me trying to understand straight people ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you see your food coming
When you see your food coming
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: 🤔
Me pretending to be open to other's opinions: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time!
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
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1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:🤳 "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1980: People rush to help. 2010: People watch and record. 2025:๐Ÿคณ "OMG, I fell off my bike! Are my followers still there? #InjuredButInfluential"
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
1 year ago
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When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower.  😅
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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The brain is like that one friend who always hypes themselves up. 😂
The brain is like that one friend who always hypes themselves up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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