Me: *gets sent to my room as a kid* ๐Ÿ˜ญ Me: *gets sent to my room now* ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
10 months ago
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Me trying to resist the urge to order a McFlurry after my McDouble.
10 months ago
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When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
10 months ago
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When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
10 months ago
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Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me pretending to have free will by flipping a coin to make all my life choices.๐Ÿช™
10 months ago
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When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharingโ€ฆor is it? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension
10 months ago
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On a scale of 1-10, how old are you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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