When your jokes need a special permit to be understood 🍽️😂 #NotForEveryone
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NotForEveryone
1 year ago
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Judge me by my pizza, do you? 🤔🍕
Judge me by my pizza, do you? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ•
11 months ago
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When you accidentally summon 100 snowmen instead of 1.💀
When you accidentally summon 100 snowmen instead of 1.๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
49
When sarcasm hits too close to reality 😂
When sarcasm hits too close to reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
40
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
11 months ago
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I don’t always drink beer… Okay, yes I do 😂
I donโ€™t always drink beerโ€ฆ Okay, yes I do ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
42
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
11 months ago
27
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
11 months ago
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When your priorities are crystal clear 😂
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
35
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
53
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. 😂 Not bad, Android developers, not bad. 👍
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Not bad, Android developers, not bad. ๐Ÿ‘
11 months ago
56
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
41
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
30
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now๐Ÿ˜œ.
11 months ago
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