Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
100
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
1 year ago
85
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
1 year ago
143
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
1 year ago
146
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
91
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood 😂
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
POV: It's your average Tuesday
POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 year ago
77
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single 😂
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153