18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
25 days ago
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
28 days ago
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
1 month ago
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
1 month ago
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood 😂
1 month ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single 😂
2 months ago