Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
63
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
11 months ago
49
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."
Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
11 months ago
78
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
Finally got a job interview... It's for a casting couch role.
11 months ago
77
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
11 months ago
50
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood 😂
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
77
POV: It's your average Tuesday
POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 year ago
37
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single 😂
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
82