When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 day ago
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถ
7 days ago
My greatest and most temporary achievement. ๐Ÿฅฒ
21 days ago
Finally, a maze I'm actually motivated to solve. ๐Ÿง
27 days ago
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ˜‚
27 days ago
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
3 months ago
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
3 months ago
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
4 months ago
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
4 months ago
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago