When she says she's into "alpha males" 😈
8 days ago
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? 🤔
23 days ago
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
26 days ago
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on 😂
27 days ago
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
28 days ago
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
28 days ago
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. 😉
1 month ago
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: 😱
1 month ago
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
1 month ago
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
1 month ago
When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' 🍑
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
1 month ago
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort 😩
1 month ago
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
1 month ago
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
1 month ago