Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
14 days ago
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
18 days ago
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 month ago
My greatest and most temporary achievement. ๐Ÿฅฒ
2 months ago
Finally, a maze I'm actually motivated to solve. ๐Ÿง
2 months ago
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
5 months ago
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
5 months ago
Just remember, turbulence adds a whole new level to the experience. You might need a seatbelt for that one. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago