Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
3 months ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂. 🤠
3 months ago
She knows what's up 😂. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting 😈 #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
3 months ago
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
3 months ago
When you offer a solution and they take it literally 😂
3 months ago
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etc….
3 months ago
Saving for that special someone 🫴💰
3 months ago
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
3 months ago
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race 😂
3 months ago
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...😱🩸
3 months ago
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
3 months ago
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
3 months ago
Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards 😂
4 months ago
Me after a long day at work
4 months ago