That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. 😱
That moment of pure panic when you realize your vibe check is in someone else's hands. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
3 months ago
97
Oh, it's for a more rewarding 'fitness' experience? Sure it is... if you know what I mean. 😏
Oh, it's for a more rewarding 'fitness' experience? Sure it is... if you know what I mean. ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
156
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
8 months ago
160
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. 😬
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
142
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. 😅
He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
9 months ago
153
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
9 months ago
139
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. 😂👶
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถ
9 months ago
102
My greatest and most temporary achievement. 🥲
My greatest and most temporary achievement. ๐Ÿฅฒ
9 months ago
148
Finally, a maze I'm actually motivated to solve. 🧐
Finally, a maze I'm actually motivated to solve. ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
158
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. 🍔🧼😂
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
158
When she says she's into "alpha males" 😈
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
171
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? 🤔
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
157
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on 😂
Me pretending to be sad when she figures out what's *really* going on ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
99