Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! 😾
10 months ago
Me, an intellectual, 100 ft away from the cat: *discussing the geopolitical ramifications of the Crimean War* Me, 2 ft away from the cat: *makes incomprehensible baby noises at it*
10 months ago
When you try to cross the double yellow lines but forget you are not a car. ⚠️
10 months ago
Me trying to fit my entire schedule into one weekend 😂
10 months ago
Scientists have finally discovered the solution to defying gravity 🐱🍞🤯 #antigravitycat #toast
10 months ago
When you can't decide between horsepower and car power 😂
10 months ago
🐔 Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! 🍗
10 months ago
🐶 When the pup-ertunity strikes your heart 😂 'Am I the Good Boi?' 🐾
10 months ago
When you're wild at heart and on the run 🐯🏃‍♂️💨
10 months ago
When your supportive nature crosses into 'tiger-ly' awkward territory 🐅😂
10 months ago
When your charm turns your basement into a zoo! 🐯💑
10 months ago
When you find the dessert stash and it's too late for regrets 🐾🍩
10 months ago
Me trying to impress my crush after seeing them for the first time in forever 😂🐒
10 months ago
When you're so focused on life's puzzles that you miss the open door 🚪🐱
10 months ago
Me and the boys showing up at the all-you-can-eat buffet 😂
10 months ago