My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! 😱
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
3 months ago
226
When your tall friend says 'it's not that deep' but for you it's the Mariana Trench. We all know a Frank.
When your tall friend says 'it's not that deep' but for you it's the Mariana Trench. We all know a Frank.
5 months ago
291
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. 😉
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
248
Not all heroes wear capes... some have wings and impeccable timing. 🕊️
Not all heroes wear capes... some have wings and impeccable timing. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
6 months ago
335
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
6 months ago
227
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! 😉
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
243
This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
324
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. 💍😂
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
303
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
7 months ago
312
Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. 🤷‍♀️
Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
9 months ago
232
When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. ๐Ÿ‘‘
9 months ago
350
The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
340
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. 🖤💚
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š
11 months ago
339
That comment took a sharp left turn into Cursedville 💀
That comment took a sharp left turn into Cursedville ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
228
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! 😂💀
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
366