My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! 😱
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
4 days ago
6
When your tall friend says 'it's not that deep' but for you it's the Mariana Trench. We all know a Frank.
When your tall friend says 'it's not that deep' but for you it's the Mariana Trench. We all know a Frank.
2 months ago
107
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. 😉
This is exactly how I react to praise. A little bit of 'oh stop' and a whole lot of 'please continue'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
122
Not all heroes wear capes... some have wings and impeccable timing. 🕊️
Not all heroes wear capes... some have wings and impeccable timing. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
2 months ago
166
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
3 months ago
111
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! 😉
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
121
This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
155
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. 💍😂
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
154
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
4 months ago
170
Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. 🤷‍♀️
Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
121
When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. ๐Ÿ‘‘
6 months ago
179
The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
169
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. 🖤💚
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š
8 months ago
164
That comment took a sharp left turn into Cursedville 💀
That comment took a sharp left turn into Cursedville ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
120
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! 😂💀
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
157