The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. 🥺
The real reason the ocean is so salty. It's not the minerals, it's the feels from all the sad sharks. ๐Ÿฅบ
9 days ago
24
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! 😉
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 days ago
21
This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
48
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. 💍😂
That moment you realize he's a taken man because he's got his 'something blue' all figured out. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
40
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
1 month ago
38
Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. 🤷‍♀️
Spent $100 on a fancy orthopedic bed just for my dog to decide the floor is the pinnacle of comfort. Money well spent. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
3 months ago
34
When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. ๐Ÿ‘‘
3 months ago
36
The proud walk to inform my mom I've redecorated the carpet with my lunch. ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
45
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. 🖤💚
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’š
5 months ago
34
That comment took a sharp left turn into Cursedville 💀
That comment took a sharp left turn into Cursedville ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
23
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! 😂💀
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
32
And you thought your entry into this world was dramatic... spare a thought for baby giraffes. 🦒😱
And you thought your entry into this world was dramatic... spare a thought for baby giraffes. ๐Ÿฆ’๐Ÿ˜ฑ
6 months ago
35
Welcome home! I've prepared a surprise for you in the hallway. It's not a good surprise. 💩
Welcome home! I've prepared a surprise for you in the hallway. It's not a good surprise. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
7 months ago
21
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). 😂🕷️
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
7 months ago
28
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway 🍔🦥🥤
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿฅค
7 months ago
25