I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
2 months ago
When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab 😹
2 months ago
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam 😂
2 months ago
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
2 months ago
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender 🍹🦄
2 months ago
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* 😂
2 months ago
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
2 months ago
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
2 months ago
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
2 months ago
PETA when a fish eats another fish: 👁️👄👁️
2 months ago
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
2 months ago
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon 🐒
3 months ago
Me trying to relate to my friends problems 😂
3 months ago
When you spend 40+ hours on your photorealistic frog and your 5-year-old cousin wins because 'it looks cute'.
3 months ago
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed 💪😂 #seahorsedad
3 months ago