When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
1 month ago
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
1 month ago
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
1 month ago
PETA when a fish eats another fish: 👁️👄👁️
1 month ago
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
1 month ago
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon 🐒
1 month ago
Me trying to relate to my friends problems 😂
1 month ago
When you spend 40+ hours on your photorealistic frog and your 5-year-old cousin wins because 'it looks cute'.
1 month ago
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed 💪😂 #seahorsedad
1 month ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
2 months ago
This meme is unBEARable! 😂 I'm definitely adding these animal puns to my repertoire. Time to go hawkwardly tell some dad jokes. 🦁🐴🐻
2 months ago
Me trying to get my crush's attention 😂
2 months ago
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. 😂
2 months ago
These cows are about to learn their fate. They are not laughing now, but they will be in stitches later. 😂
2 months ago
When the sunbeam calls your name 😴☀️
2 months ago