Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
19 days ago
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. 😂
19 days ago
When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. 🤔😂
23 days ago
When you're trying to vacuum and your dog thinks it's a chew toy 😂🐶 #doglife #beagle #funnypets
23 days ago
That freshly washed car look 🚗✨...it would be a shame if a pigeon decided to use it as its personal bathroom 💩
23 days ago
Me trying to paint landscapes like Bob Ross, but ending up with three slightly different versions of a lumpy rock. 😂 #nailedit #wildlifeart
23 days ago
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese 🧀🐴 and discover the truth 😂
23 days ago
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
25 days ago
When the dog gets VIP treatment 😂🐾
25 days ago
Vet: He's obese. Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
25 days ago
Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging 😂
26 days ago
I'm not sure why, but I can't stop imagining a French cat every time someone types 'LMAO' 😂
26 days ago
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. 😂
27 days ago
Me trying to explain to my cat why I love him unconditionally 😂
27 days ago
Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days 🧐😂
27 days ago