It's a ruff race out there 🐕🏎
3 months ago
POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. 🐶☁️🌈
4 months ago
I bet T-Rex tasted like chicken. 🍗
4 months ago
When the bass drops so hard, it blows up the lab 😹
4 months ago
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam 😂
4 months ago
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
4 months ago
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender 🍹🦄
4 months ago
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* 😂
4 months ago
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
4 months ago
Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like 🐸
4 months ago
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
4 months ago
PETA when a fish eats another fish: 👁️👄👁️
4 months ago
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
4 months ago
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon 🐒
4 months ago
Me trying to relate to my friends problems 😂
5 months ago