Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 day ago
PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐Ÿค” PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
When your friend sends you a meme so bad, it's good ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿณ
1 day ago
How I feel after successfully smuggling snacks into the cinema ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด
1 day ago
When you and your dog nail the TikTok dance challenge ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿถ
1 day ago
Me accepting all my problems at once๐Ÿ”
1 day ago
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
2 days ago
When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When Photoshop skills are high af ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Me pretending to be happy when a coworker I hate gets fired ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Me pretending to be friendly and then showing my true colors ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐Ÿ…
5 days ago