Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐
1 year ago
66
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood."
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 year ago
61
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐๐
1 year ago
82
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.๐คฑ๐ฎ
1 year ago
80
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐
1 year ago
65
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐ค๐
1 year ago
32
Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
1 year ago
69
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐
1 year ago
77
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
1 year ago
43
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally ๐
1 year ago
78
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
58
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf ๐
1 year ago
81
Me pretending to care about what day it is ๐
1 year ago
56
Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems ๐
1 year ago
52
When you try your best, but you don't succeed ๐๐ผ