Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
7 months ago
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
7 months ago
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders 😂. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
7 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
7 months ago
Me watching the TV when my favorite character is about to get beaten up: 🥊
7 months ago
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
7 months ago
Me pretending to be bulking when I'm just getting fat 😂
7 months ago
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS 🐍🗺️. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack 🐛.
7 months ago
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course 🐧🏖️
7 months ago
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster 😂
7 months ago
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen 😂
7 months ago
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
7 months ago
PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? 🤔 PETA: *blocks Greg* 😂
7 months ago
When your friend sends you a meme so bad, it's good 😂🐳
7 months ago