When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! 🚀🍄
When the Q3 earnings call is a disaster, it's time for a strategic, mind-expanding business pivot. To the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ„
3 months ago
130
Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. 🚀
Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. ๐Ÿš€
5 months ago
288
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money*
Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' 🤔
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
212
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
10 months ago
179
The real hustle is selling the hustle. 🧠
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
11 months ago
292
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. 📈
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
289
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is 🤣 From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is ๐Ÿคฃ From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
1 year ago
351
When your job title defines your dating profile bio 😂
When your job title defines your dating profile bio ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
206
They faked the entire company?!  Even had business cards! 😂  Level 💯 piracy.  They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! 🤯
They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Level ๐Ÿ’ฏ piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
139
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
1 year ago
246
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. 😏
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
242
These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then.  💨
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
146