Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. 🚀
Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. ๐Ÿš€
1 month ago
83
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money*
Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' 🤔
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
66
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
6 months ago
56
The real hustle is selling the hustle. 🧠
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
7 months ago
79
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. 📈
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
8 months ago
90
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is 🤣 From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is ๐Ÿคฃ From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
11 months ago
115
When your job title defines your dating profile bio 😂
When your job title defines your dating profile bio ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
77
They faked the entire company?!  Even had business cards! 😂  Level 💯 piracy.  They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! 🤯
They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Level ๐Ÿ’ฏ piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
41
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
Me explaining to my boss why all our support tickets are about the AC not working: "It's climate change, obviously."
1 year ago
73
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. 😏
UZON's marketing team deserves a raise. They understood the assignment. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
69
These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then.  💨
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
40