You can't hurt me, I'm already dead inside. Your words are but a gentle breeze in the void of my soul. 💀
You can't hurt me, I'm already dead inside. Your words are but a gentle breeze in the void of my soul. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
72
That moment of sheer panic when you're at your date's house and her kid makes a surprise appearance. 😬
That moment of sheer panic when you're at your date's house and her kid makes a surprise appearance. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
114
Raphael has really let himself go after all that pizza 🍕
Raphael has really let himself go after all that pizza ๐Ÿ•
1 month ago
111
Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. 🐢🥒
Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ’
3 months ago
173
When your evil plan is so diabolical it makes actual supervillains cry with admiration. 🤣
When your evil plan is so diabolical it makes actual supervillains cry with admiration. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
351
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' 😏
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
8 months ago
418
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. 😂
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
215
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. 🐷
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. ๐Ÿท
11 months ago
281
Me trying to hold my life together and then one minor inconvenience happens.
1 year ago
307
What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
401
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather 😂
Me pretending to have a special talent so people don't realize I'm just a professional breather ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
287
When you accidentally confess your infidelity to your girlfriend’s identical twin sister 😂
When you accidentally confess your infidelity to your girlfriendโ€™s identical twin sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
394
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries.
When you and your friends eat too many smurfberries.
1 year ago
250
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
304
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
1 year ago
168