Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
29 days ago
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret. ๐Ÿคซ They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
2 months ago
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
3 months ago
Spin the 'Wheel of Misfortune'! ๐ŸŽก Where every outcome is a real winner... or not! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’‰
4 months ago