Forget chemtrails, the real conspiracy is the Bovine Gaseous Offensive. 🐮💨 The truth is out there!
Forget chemtrails, the real conspiracy is the Bovine Gaseous Offensive. ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ’จ The truth is out there!
16 days ago
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My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. 🧐
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. ๐Ÿง
8 months ago
74
When conspiracy takes a giant leap for unbelievability 🌕🚀🤔
When conspiracy takes a giant leap for unbelievability ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
85
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut 🍩 and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
Me trying to explain to my friend that the Earth is actually a giant donut ๐Ÿฉ and the government is hiding the sprinkles.
10 months ago
78
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔  Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
84
They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret.  🤫 They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. 👁️
They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret. ๐Ÿคซ They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
85
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news😂
When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
39
The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
35
The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. 🧐
The truth they don't want you to know! It all makes sense now. I knew my recycling bin was suspicious. ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
77
Spin the 'Wheel of Misfortune'! 🎡 Where every outcome is a real winner... or not! 😬💉
Spin the 'Wheel of Misfortune'! ๐ŸŽก Where every outcome is a real winner... or not! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’‰
1 year ago
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