Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon 🤡
2 months ago
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" 📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
2 months ago
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
3 months ago
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. 🤣👺
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin 😂
3 months ago
When Bitcoin pranks the Oracle of Omaha 🚀😂
4 months ago
When the whitepaper is a Picasso, but the product is doodle-level 🎨🐴
4 months ago
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money 🏦📈
4 months ago
Who needs muscles when you've got hodl strength? 💪💰
4 months ago
When Bitcoin goes to the moon, but the money printer goes BRRRR 🚀💸
4 months ago