Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
1 month ago
68
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. 📉😂
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
164
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of 💩.
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of ๐Ÿ’ฉ.
2 months ago
151
The most devastating card in any crypto bro's deck. It's a one-way ticket to Rekt City. 📉
The most devastating card in any crypto bro's deck. It's a one-way ticket to Rekt City. ๐Ÿ“‰
5 months ago
246
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. 😉
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
223
When you hear that Dogecoin is going to the moon and take it a little too literally. Such wow, very rich! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
8 months ago
172
When you're a traditional street musician but also hodling to the moon. 🚀
When you're a traditional street musician but also hodling to the moon. ๐Ÿš€
8 months ago
262
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. 📉
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
8 months ago
260
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! 🚀🌕
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
10 months ago
130
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
266
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
204
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!"  📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
195
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. 
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. 
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 year ago
130
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. 🤣👺
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘บ
1 year ago
106
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin 😂
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98