Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
3 months ago
118
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. 📉😂
The difference between long-term value investing and a regular Tuesday in the crypto market. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
236
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of 💩.
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of ๐Ÿ’ฉ.
4 months ago
216
The most devastating card in any crypto bro's deck. It's a one-way ticket to Rekt City. 📉
The most devastating card in any crypto bro's deck. It's a one-way ticket to Rekt City. ๐Ÿ“‰
7 months ago
306
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. 😉
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
288
When you hear that Dogecoin is going to the moon and take it a little too literally. Such wow, very rich! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
9 months ago
214
When you're a traditional street musician but also hodling to the moon. 🚀
When you're a traditional street musician but also hodling to the moon. ๐Ÿš€
9 months ago
349
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. 📉
Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
10 months ago
325
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! 🚀🌕
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
11 months ago
172
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! 📈🚀
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
335
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
259
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!"  📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
246
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. 
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. 
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 year ago
161
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. 🤣👺
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘บ
1 year ago
140
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin 😂
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132