My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
21 days ago
He thought the 'no more Indian food' argument was a checkmate... he was wrong. 💀
23 days ago
He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. 🛒👮‍♂️🇺🇸
26 days ago
The eternal European dilemma: Do you want to have a career or a tan? 🤔
28 days ago
When you're off the grid and out of the loop 🌍📺
1 month ago
In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. 🔥❄️
2 months ago
Meanwhile, on 4chan, accurate and respectful cultural analysis is being conducted. 😂
2 months ago
When you find out Jesus loves you means something a little different south of the border 😂
2 months ago
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' 😂
2 months ago
My new year's resolution is to not get arrested because of my prejudice again. Starting now.🥂
2 months ago
When you're at the pub and suddenly realise you forgot your reading glasses.
2 months ago
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder 😂
2 months ago
🤌 When someone says pineapple belongs on pizza…
2 months ago
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out how many football fields fit inside 250 square acres
3 months ago