Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
3 hours ago
Me waking up before 10am after staying up all night: 💅
4 hours ago
When you are the only one at the party with an invitation 😂
7 hours ago
Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
1 day ago
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
4 days ago
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
4 days ago
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
7 days ago
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
10 days ago
When someone farts and it smells like literal poop 💩🤢🤮
10 days ago
Me trying to focus at work be like 😂
10 days ago
Me after my third cup of coffee trying to function at work 😂
20 days ago
Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! 😩😂
24 days ago