POV: You just really gotta go, and this gas station bathroom is giving Chernobyl vibes.☢️
12 days ago
Me and who? 😂 Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? 👶
12 days ago
When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over 👁👁
15 days ago
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
22 days ago
Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it? 🚽🤔
23 days ago
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". 😬
25 days ago
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
27 days ago
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
28 days ago
Me calculating if I have enough time to sleep more after waking up at 7 am. Result: It's scientifically proven, I can sleep for 10 more minutes.
1 month ago
First thing I do when I get home: change into comfy clothes, turn on my PC, and dive into my favorite game. 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
1 month ago
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely 😭
1 month ago
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day 😩
1 month ago
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside 🥶
1 month ago
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet 😂
1 month ago