The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. 💸
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. ๐Ÿ’ธ
14 days ago
49
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. 💀
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
83
The audacity when their main life skill is knowing the WiFi password at their parents' house. 🙄
The audacity when their main life skill is knowing the WiFi password at their parents' house. ๐Ÿ™„
2 months ago
166
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
124
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
5 months ago
194
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
179
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
152
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
169
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
8 months ago
155
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
8 months ago
108
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. 😂
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
140
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
175
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
95
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
9 months ago
106
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. 🎲
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. ๐ŸŽฒ
9 months ago
166