Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
16 days ago
31
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
2 months ago
49
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago
41
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
30
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
32
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
5 months ago
38
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
5 months ago
18
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. 😂
Sometimes you have to intervene to protect your legacy. A true strategic mastermind at work. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
36
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
26
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
20
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
6 months ago
27
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. 🎲
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. ๐ŸŽฒ
6 months ago
40
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. 🏋️‍♀️
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
33
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
21
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! 👀
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! ๐Ÿ‘€
7 months ago
32