The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. 👴
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. ๐Ÿ‘ด
2 months ago
149
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. 💀
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
172
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. 👑
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
6 months ago
241
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
7 months ago
98
She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. 🐍😇
She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‡
8 months ago
153
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. 😉
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
152
Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. 💀🎂
Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽ‚
9 months ago
143
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! 😂
Forget 'Guess the Baby Food,' this is the only baby shower game that matters. The aunt is a legend for this! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
113
Someone needs to give this dad a lesson on the difference between a private message and a family group chat. The secondhand embarrassment is real. 💀
Someone needs to give this dad a lesson on the difference between a private message and a family group chat. The secondhand embarrassment is real. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
127
My little sister thought my antidepressants needed a boost of happiness 😂
My little sister thought my antidepressants needed a boost of happiness ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class won’t make me homeless 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When your family tree looks more like a straight line 😂
When your family tree looks more like a straight line ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
164
When you finally meet the love of your life❤️
When you finally meet the love of your lifeโค๏ธ
1 year ago
101
Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring 😂😭
Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
162
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome 😂
Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77