You have angered the Colonel. Now you must face his saucy wrath. ๐Ÿ˜ก
10 days ago
22
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. 💯
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
2 months ago
54
Some food crimes are so unforgivable that even the brand itself has to block you. 💀
Some food crimes are so unforgivable that even the brand itself has to block you. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
35
Grammar aside, I have so many questions about the anatomy of this particular corn dog. 🤔
Grammar aside, I have so many questions about the anatomy of this particular corn dog. ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
36
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. 😏
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. ๐Ÿ˜
5 months ago
30
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. 🔥
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
5 months ago
31
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•
5 months ago
33
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. 🍔
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. ๐Ÿ”
5 months ago
29
Some life hacks are not worth the melted cheese on the floor. 😭🍞
Some life hacks are not worth the melted cheese on the floor. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿž
7 months ago
19
The breakfast of champions just got a whole lot more fabulous. 🥓🌈
The breakfast of champions just got a whole lot more fabulous. ๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒˆ
7 months ago
30
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
8 months ago
19
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: 🥛
Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐Ÿฅ›
9 months ago
19
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows 😂
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
55
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it 🍋
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐Ÿ‹
9 months ago
26
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
9 months ago
45