Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐Ÿ’€ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
2 days ago
Me trying to impress my crush by eating a Carolina Reaper ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
2 days ago
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 days ago
This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon ๐Ÿฅ“
6 days ago
Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce ๐Ÿซ˜
6 days ago
Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
6 days ago
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
7 days ago
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
7 days ago
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
7 days ago
Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
7 days ago