When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts 🍩
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts ๐Ÿฉ
10 months ago
23
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
10 months ago
18
Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
10 months ago
38
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
10 months ago
29
POV: You finally touched the rainbow ๐ŸŒˆ
10 months ago
17
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. 🔥🍕
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•
10 months ago
19
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
10 months ago
20
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds 😂
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
26
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards 😋
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards ๐Ÿ˜‹
10 months ago
37
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
27
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
10 months ago
27
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
10 months ago
25
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon 🥓🍫
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
10 months ago
26
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.🥓🌹
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
10 months ago
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