Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
11 months ago
72
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
72
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts 🍩
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts ๐Ÿฉ
11 months ago
60
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
43
Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
91
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
1 year ago
84
POV: You finally touched the rainbow ๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
48
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. 🔥🍕
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
50
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
1 year ago
60
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds 😂
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards 😋
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards ๐Ÿ˜‹
1 year ago
83
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 year ago
65
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
1 year ago
83
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon 🥓🍫
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
1 year ago
70