An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee 😠
Me trying to be friendly before my morning coffee ๐Ÿ˜ 
1 year ago
102
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
130
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts 🍩
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts ๐Ÿฉ
1 year ago
141
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
84
Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
Me trying to follow the food pyramid ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
154
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
1 year ago
149
POV: You finally touched the rainbow ๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
82
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. 🔥🍕
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
94
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
Some men just want to watch the world chew through five pieces at once and get a massive jaw ache.
1 year ago
112
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds 😂
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards 😋
Finally, a pizza I can sleep with and not feel guilty about afterwards ๐Ÿ˜‹
1 year ago
141
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 year ago
114