First date chili? More like first date to the ER 💥🚽
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
10 months ago
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Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
10 months ago
19
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" 🍆🍕😂
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
23
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: 💀 "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't 🤣🤣🤣"
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐Ÿ’€ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
10 months ago
20
Me trying to impress my crush by eating a Carolina Reaper ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
25
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. 🤣
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
22
This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon 🥓
This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon ๐Ÿฅ“
11 months ago
26
Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce 🫘
Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce ๐Ÿซ˜
11 months ago
27
Me after trying that new Mexican place 🔥🚽
Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
11 months ago
19
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters 😂
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
41
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
11 months ago
24
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
20
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally 😳
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
11 months ago
25
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! 🍖👑
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
11 months ago
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