My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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First date chili? More like first date to the ER 💥🚽
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
88
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
64
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
1 year ago
42
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" 🍆🍕😂
Papa John's new Valentine's Day special: "Better ingredients, better d***" ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
69
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: 💀 "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't 🤣🤣🤣"
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐Ÿ’€ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"
1 year ago
65
Me trying to impress my crush by eating a Carolina Reaper ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
65
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. 🤣
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
44
This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon 🥓
This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon ๐Ÿฅ“
1 year ago
67
Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce 🫘
Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce ๐Ÿซ˜
1 year ago
76
Me after trying that new Mexican place 🔥🚽
Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
45
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters 😂
When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! 🌌👨‍🍳🌶️
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
1 year ago
71
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
51
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally 😳
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
66