When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. 🌯😂
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
60
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly 🤬
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
75
🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
๐Ÿค” If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
58
Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
1 year ago
58
Finally, a soup that understands me.
Finally, a soup that understands me.
1 year ago
76
Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap:
First two panels: *Nom nom*
Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap: First two panels: *Nom nom* Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
1 year ago
40
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
63
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession 🍬💌
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’Œ
1 year ago
69
When your sandwich game reaches legendary status! 🥪🔪😲
When your sandwich game reaches legendary status! ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
110
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
72
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
72
Me trying to eat watermelon like a normal person vs. my boyfriend devouring his slice in 0.5 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
Transform your eyes with a splash of Tabasco magic! 🔥👁️😜
Transform your eyes with a splash of Tabasco magic! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
86
When your soulmate is a slice 🍕💕
When your soulmate is a slice ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’•
1 year ago
97