"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
8 months ago
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
9 months ago
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
9 months ago
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
๐Ÿ” When social distancing means staying away from salads! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
9 months ago
When you forget to remember but remember to forget! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
10 months ago
๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿถ No Doggy Style Allowed! South Africa's health minister is taking new measures in the bedroom. Who knew public health could be so... personal? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HealthMatters
10 months ago
When 'you are negative' takes a wrong (and hairy) turn! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ 
10 months ago