"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
5 days ago
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
10 days ago
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
15 days ago
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
19 days ago
๐Ÿ” When social distancing means staying away from salads! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
21 days ago
When you forget to remember but remember to forget! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿค”
23 days ago
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
1 month ago
๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿถ No Doggy Style Allowed! South Africa's health minister is taking new measures in the bedroom. Who knew public health could be so... personal? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HealthMatters
1 month ago
When 'you are negative' takes a wrong (and hairy) turn! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ 
1 month ago