Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
10 months ago
61
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
10 months ago
39
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. 👬😂 Wash those hands, folks!🧼👏
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
19
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:💪
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
10 months ago
22
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. 🤣
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
19
🍔 When social distancing means staying away from salads! 🤔💬
๐Ÿ” When social distancing means staying away from salads! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
11 months ago
31
When you forget to remember but remember to forget! 🧠🤔
When you forget to remember but remember to forget! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
24
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection 😂 #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
11 months ago
21
🚫🐶 No Doggy Style Allowed! South Africa's health minister is taking new measures in the bedroom. Who knew public health could be so... personal? 😂 #HealthMatters
๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿถ No Doggy Style Allowed! South Africa's health minister is taking new measures in the bedroom. Who knew public health could be so... personal? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HealthMatters
11 months ago
21
When 'you are negative' takes a wrong (and hairy) turn! 😬😂🦠
When 'you are negative' takes a wrong (and hairy) turn! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ 
11 months ago
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