When you mishear your mom and accidentally commit genocide.
2 hours ago
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
22 hours ago
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates 😂
1 day ago
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?🤔 It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. 😂
1 day ago
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs 💀
1 day ago
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. đŸĨ› đŸ˜Ŧ
2 days ago
When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: đŸ‘ī¸đŸ‘„đŸ‘ī¸
4 days ago
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
4 days ago
"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! 😂
4 days ago
These torii gates have survived a tsunami and a nuclear bomb. They're clearly made of pure resilience and a touch of magic. âœ¨â›Šī¸
5 days ago
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades 😂
5 days ago
Building Stonehenge? Easy peasy. Just follow these simple instructions! đŸ¤Ŗ
10 days ago
Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
10 days ago
Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
10 days ago
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
10 days ago