Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Führer of food has arrived.
Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Fรผhrer of food has arrived.
2 months ago
105
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. 💀
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
112
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. 😅
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. ๐Ÿ˜…
2 months ago
134
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
3 months ago
112
The four horsemen of aircraft naming conventions. America clearly has the most freedom. 🦅🇺🇸
The four horsemen of aircraft naming conventions. America clearly has the most freedom. ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months ago
57
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! ✊
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! โœŠ
6 months ago
93
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. 🤦‍♂️
Romans were building roads to last millennia, my city builds them to last until the next election cycle. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
95
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. 🧐😂
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
92
When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! 📚✍️
When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ
8 months ago
86
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸
Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
81
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. 
Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
107
Wow, this street has changed a lot!  Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years 📞👴
Wow, this street has changed a lot! Except for that guy on the phone, he's been there for 50 years ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ‘ด
10 months ago
81
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.💨
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
91
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
10 months ago
61
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. 🎉
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. ๐ŸŽ‰
10 months ago
59