Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
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From pillaging villages to pre-gaming parties, Sweden sure has changed ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Build your own pocket-sized Fรผhrer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
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When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
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Me trying to find my will to live after a long week ๐Ÿฆ–
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When you break world records and take fashion tips ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Napoleon's Conquest of Speed: The Fastest Revolution Yet! ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
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Dropping off some 'Hoppy' surprises for Adolf's Easter basket! ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
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When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†
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When your ancestors make you look like the 'before' picture in a makeover show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“œ
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When you're trying to look busy but the boss drives by ๐Ÿ˜‚ #VintageVibes #Relatable
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When your handwriting is historical calligraphy, but the grade is still ancient history ๐Ÿ“œโœ๏ธ
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Me after reading the 'Titanic is unsinkable' headline in the newspaper ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿฅถ
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When you get a free ticket to Poland but realize it's 1942 ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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