Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
12 days ago
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
23 days ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 month ago
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
1 month ago
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
1 month ago
When your genes decide carbs are your destiny ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ•
1 month ago
From hardcore to hardcore...fishing! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your first attempt at face painting goes hilariously wrong! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽจ
2 months ago
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅ‚
2 months ago
When you've got 365 days for self-improvement, but procrastination is bae ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿฅค
2 months ago
๐ŸŽ‰ New year, new meโ€ฆ same shenanigans! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Oops
2 months ago
When babysitting turns into life's unexpected plot twist ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago