Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. ๐Ÿ˜…
5 days ago
Finally, someone who gets me. ๐Ÿป
7 days ago
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
15 days ago
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
3 months ago
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
4 months ago
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
4 months ago
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
4 months ago
When your genes decide carbs are your destiny ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ•
4 months ago
From hardcore to hardcore...fishing! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When your first attempt at face painting goes hilariously wrong! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽจ
5 months ago
Women: Masters of the decision-making flowchart! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅ‚
5 months ago