When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
6 months ago
216
The most wholesome crime ever committed. She was just paying it forward to the next generation of party-goers. 😂
The most wholesome crime ever committed. She was just paying it forward to the next generation of party-goers. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
167
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. 😅
Suddenly feeling very judged for my fashion choices. ๐Ÿ˜…
9 months ago
159
Finally, someone who gets me. 🍻
Finally, someone who gets me. ๐Ÿป
9 months ago
108
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. 🧔‍♂️➡️🥸
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
9 months ago
156
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. 😎
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
167
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"💅
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
141
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being 😂
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
127
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" 🚬😂
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
104
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine🍷
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
1 year ago
139
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
1 year ago
148
When your genes decide carbs are your destiny 🍔🥺🍕
When your genes decide carbs are your destiny ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
120
From hardcore to hardcore...fishing! 🎣😂
From hardcore to hardcore...fishing! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
79