When the shark gives life advice, you better listen! 🦈💡
When the shark gives life advice, you better listen! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ’ก
7 months ago
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Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* 🐠
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* ๐Ÿ 
9 months ago
33
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
10 months ago
25
Me trying to mow the lawn after downing 5 Red Bulls.โœˆ๏ธ
10 months ago
14
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
10 months ago
37