When the shark gives life advice, you better listen! 🦈💡
When the shark gives life advice, you better listen! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ’ก
8 months ago
86
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* 🐠
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* ๐Ÿ 
11 months ago
91
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
11 months ago
87
Me trying to mow the lawn after downing 5 Red Bulls.โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
48
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
1 year ago
95