To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
2 days ago
When you're trying to enjoy a parade, but your friend spots the ice cream truck ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
3 days ago
Bruce Willis - The ultimate action hero. From battling terrorists to solving mysteries, this guyโ€™s done it allโ€ฆmostly as a cop. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
4 days ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
4 days ago
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
6 days ago
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. ๐Ÿผโš”๏ธ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
6 days ago
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
6 days ago
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
6 days ago
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
6 days ago
When you love Twilight a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
6 days ago
Me trying to touch my crush through the friendzone barrier ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago