Han Solo has seen some things, including a golden age of Windows. Those were simpler times...
Han Solo has seen some things, including a golden age of Windows. Those were simpler times...
1 year ago
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Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
196
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
1 year ago
396
When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore 😭
When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
168
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman!  The Bat Signal: 😳 Batman:
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: ๐Ÿ˜ณ Batman:
1 year ago
243
Life imitates art 😂
Life imitates art ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' 😂
I was watching one of those casting couch porn videos then I saw the same actress in a different video, I was like 'so she got the part' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. 😂
When your kid draws Jabba the Hutt better than you ever could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
299
POV: You accidentally summon a demon but now he's your responsibility and you have to raise him.
1 year ago
194
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
1 year ago
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Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
1 year ago
176
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 year ago
196
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll 😭
Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
281
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
245
Edward really went there 💀
Edward really went there ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
202