Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
8 hours ago
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
20 hours ago
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
3 days ago
When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
4 days ago
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
6 days ago
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
6 days ago
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช They're definitely cheek-y! ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 days ago
Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ
7 days ago
When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" ๐Ÿ˜
7 days ago
If ass wins. Why even ask?
7 days ago
When your girl says she's wearing a shirt but it's actually just a shirt ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
10 days ago